Every now and then we need a palate cleanser, a positive or entertaining story that reminds us it's not all bad out there in 2023. Here's a story that breaks from my normal reporting.
Update: MISSED CONNECTIONS UPDATE— WE MADE A LONG-DISTANCE CONNECTION!
Much like the Kardashians, it turns out our girls are international✈️ And apparently they are comfortable with an open relationship because they’ve had “dates” with several other police departments across the country, most recently in Chicago and now California. But they hail from Romania.
Backstory: we locked eyes with this trio (via surveillance footage) on May 28th when they walked into the Wheat Ridge Ulta to restock. They loaded $1,443 worth of products into their own bags (at least they were being environmentally friendly about the theft), then bypassed the register and left with their freebies.
We posted their pics here in hopes of connecting with them at the police department for a little photo shoot and then our first trip together (probably to the Taj Mahal— Jefferson Co peeps IYKYK), but another police department in Cali connected with them first, where at least two of them are in custody for similar incidents in that jurisdiction. So we will wait our turn. Love is nothing if not patient.
The Wheat Ridge Police Department and Detective Smith in particular thank you for the worldwide effort to help us locate “the ones who got away.”
With much love and adulation for the power of the internet,
You should check out the Polk County, Florida Sheriff Grady Judd's press conferences. He's hysterical and has a real hard on for paedophiles, especially the ones who work at Disney World. Use the key word: Pikachu for extra fun points and one of those laughs where you can't catch your breath and your sides hurt.
That was a nice break!
Update: MISSED CONNECTIONS UPDATE— WE MADE A LONG-DISTANCE CONNECTION!
Much like the Kardashians, it turns out our girls are international✈️ And apparently they are comfortable with an open relationship because they’ve had “dates” with several other police departments across the country, most recently in Chicago and now California. But they hail from Romania.
Backstory: we locked eyes with this trio (via surveillance footage) on May 28th when they walked into the Wheat Ridge Ulta to restock. They loaded $1,443 worth of products into their own bags (at least they were being environmentally friendly about the theft), then bypassed the register and left with their freebies.
We posted their pics here in hopes of connecting with them at the police department for a little photo shoot and then our first trip together (probably to the Taj Mahal— Jefferson Co peeps IYKYK), but another police department in Cali connected with them first, where at least two of them are in custody for similar incidents in that jurisdiction. So we will wait our turn. Love is nothing if not patient.
The Wheat Ridge Police Department and Detective Smith in particular thank you for the worldwide effort to help us locate “the ones who got away.”
With much love and adulation for the power of the internet,
WRPD
Hilarious tactic! Public Thief shaming and calling them out.
Thanks for making my day. Love this
Get on Down, Get on Down the rooooaaad, way to go POPO
This is hilarious & there’s not much of that these days, so thanks!
You should check out the Polk County, Florida Sheriff Grady Judd's press conferences. He's hysterical and has a real hard on for paedophiles, especially the ones who work at Disney World. Use the key word: Pikachu for extra fun points and one of those laughs where you can't catch your breath and your sides hurt.
Great job Detective Smith. Love knows no bounds. 😂😂😂 can’t wait to see first date photos with handcuffs.
☺️ 👏👏👏👏👏👏 A Rich, On Point, Nugget! Thanks for the grins, chuckles and laughs.
Keep it going, We love it!
Detective Smith, if you identify as a woman, you can do the strip searches!! Humor is the antidote to the craziness in the world!! 😂