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Ladies and Gentlemen,

We are also aware that there have been SARS-Cov-2 reverse zoonotic jumps to your pets but don’t worry.

At Murderna, we’re proud of our guinea pigs - we have you covered for the next viral assault (1 minute video):

https://librti.com/page/view-video?id=1515

At Schizer, we care about your kids and your pets (1 minute video):

https://librti.com/page/view-video?id=1438

Please renew your quarterly booster subscriptions to protect yourself, your pets and your family from the upcoming iDelta variant (We apologize for running out of the alphabet letters for the new variants - vaccines are breeding more variants than originally thought).

We care,

CEOs of Murderna and Schizer

Disclaimer of Liability

Whilst we endeavor to make our products toxic, we make no representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied about their efficacy and safety. We cannot guarantee that your gene 144 won’t be deleted, your X / Y Chromosome won’t be inverted, your gene 69-70 won’t be deleted or mutated, that you may experience “loss-of-function” due to protein folding, that your gene E1, E3, E4 won’t be deleted, that you won’t receive shots full of magnetic graphene oxides and nano-biosensors (routers, antennas). We do not guarantee that you might not be MAC Addressed as per Lord Schwab’s instructions (COVID -19 is a rare but narrow window of opportunity to rethink, reinvent, reset our world). Any reliance you place on our products is therefore strictly at your own risk.

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